Cyber war

There might not be an actual war with bombs and missiles but this Mumbai incidence and the later happenings has filled a lot of hatred in the people of Pakistan and India against each other. What could be a better source to know that than Orkut; the youngster's place.

While calling each other the worst names, abusing each other's religion, they are now hacking the communities and profiles on Orkut. Indians have the advantage of being greater in number. Up till now I haven't seen any hacked Indian community/profile, while the largest Pakistan community which had above 40,000 members and a lot of profiles have been hacked. And theres no doubt that this war has been started by Indians, when they first hacked the OGRA (Pakistan Oil and Gas Regulatory Authority) web site. This hacker group calls itself HMG, Hindu Militant Group. Not only Orkut, theres a lot of dirty crap on Facebook and YouTube. How far will this Cyber war go, that can't be said for sure.

I had some friends in India through. One was a medical student and he used to scrap me almost every other day. After the Mumbai incidence, I scraped him, offering my condolences and condemning the attacks. He never replied. And I felt ashamed on scraping him in the first place.

A few weeks ago, President Zardari, while addressing some Indian journalists via video conference, said, 'There's a bit of a Pakistani in every Indian and there's a bit of an Indian in every Pakistani.' He must have realized the futility of his statement now.

Things might get normal as they were on political scenario, but it will be difficult to extinguish these burning coals of hatred in common people, fueled by the wrong policies of some stupid people.

Happy Birthday Quaid-e-Azam

If only he had lived a few more years...

Bari mushkil se hota hai chaman main deedawar paida

Beauty, minds, expression and voice all in one. The world has yet to see another example. There are a few people who can put emotions in their songs and there are fewer people who become style icon at the same time. She did it all. She had elegance, charm and beauty. The national songs she sung during wars must have playe a great role to bring up passion and patriotic feelings. And this great transformation of voice that took place from her youth to old age, I've never seen a kind. When she died eight years back on this day, I remember that it was 27th night of Ramazan; the Shab-e-Qadar. I don't know what significance it has got; many people die on that night and many would choose that night to die, if given a choice.

Being in war

I don't want war, no one does. But I've frequently imagined my self in it, like in those second world war movies where I and other companions are hiding in a destructed place in some old building killing any enemy who passes by. :-D And today I heard the fighter planes flying across.

I was having lunch when I heard the first one. The sound was so clear and distinct from the regular passenger planes and those two seater training planes that fly daily above my house. Then there was another. Mom came in, contended, smiling. Before she could say anything, I asked to confirm, 'Mom those were fighter planes right?' (Just a day before she was relating the 1971 war and how there were black outs at night and how they used to hear the fighter planes.) She replied in affirmative still smiling. When I heard another, I ran out hurriedly to see it but couldn't. Later I heard on different TV channels that people went on their roofs raising slogans of Allah-o-Akbar and in favor of Pakistan Air Force. My aunt told that she was in a market when the planes passed and that all people in the shops came out on the road and started looking up at the sky. No one was afraid.

I've been seeing planes in my dreams for the past couple of days. I saw one being hit by a missile and falling, like a mile away from me. :-D Though the wars would now be very advanced, planes and missiles and all that and the actual participation of common people without training seems difficult, as was possible in older times, and I don't know how many will be left after a week or two of war this time, but God forbid if such a time comes that the government has to ask for the recruitment of common people, then we will go and fight. :-) We will fight for Pakistan.

Libretto

You rock my world.

You make me 'sharp'

when I'm 'flat'.

You make me 'major' 

when I'm 'minor'.

You pull my strings 

when they are lose.

You fill the air around me

with notes

who lift me up,

like a flying carpet.

You define my chords,

melt my soul. 

My instruments.

A. Shahid

The other world: Pakistan and Youth

Aik roz subah sawairay meri beewi iqbal ne muhjhay jagaya. wo sakht ghabrai howi thi. us ne honto per ungli rakhi howi thi. 

Mera bazoo pakar ker wo mujhay baramday main le ai. wo dekho, us ne sehan main bichay howay takht ki taraf ishara kia. takht per Aksi (Mumtaz Mufti's son) betha tha. us ka chehra doosri janib tha.

Main isay sihan main baithay dekh ker hairan howa. is liye ke wo kabhi sehan main na baitha tha or subah sawairay kabhi nahi jaga tha. in dino so CSS imtehan ki tyari main masroof tha, is liye raat ke aik do bajay tak parhta rehta tha.

behar soorat main Aksi ke kareeb gaya.

is ne mu mor ker meri taraf dekha. khof se meri cheekh nikal gaye. is ka mu sooja howa tha. chehra masakh ho raha tha. ankhain surkh theen or yoon jal rahi theen jaisay koilay dehaktay hain.

mujhay khof zada daikh ker us ne apni abnormal kaifiyat ko dabanay ki shadeed koshish ki jis ki wajah se us ka chehra or bhi bhayanak ho gaya. bola, kuch bhi nahi abu kuch bhi to nahi.

kuch to hai, mainay kaha.

nahi nahi, wo bola, koi khas baat nahi. aik aam sa mushahida hai. jo pakistan ke nojawano ko ho ga. ap ko bhi ho ga.

aik mushahida aik vision, wo bola, pakistan ki aanay wali azmat ka vision. raat ke pichlay pehar sooraj meray kamray main ghus aaya. us wakt us main hiddat nahi thi, sirf noor hi noor tha. main chaka chond ho gaya. abu, wo sooraj simat ker pakistan ban gaya. ye keh ker wo khamosh  ho gaya. der tak chup chap baitha fiza ko ghoorta raha. us wakt us ke chehray per diwangi ke asrat bilkul numayan thay. kuch der ke baad us ne meri janib mu mora bola, abu ye mushahida bohat so ko ho ga. sab is ka tamasha karain gay.

wo phir khamosh ho gaya.

kuch der baad bola, aap pakistan ko nahi jantay abu, nahi jantay. us ki awaaz phati phati thi jaisay koi dara howa ho, sehma howa ho. aap nahi jantay wo kehnay laga, laikin main janta hoon, mainay apni aankho se dekha hai, laikin main bata nahi sakta ke kya dekha hai. isay bayan nahi kia ja sakta, sirf mushahida kia ja sakta hai.

wo phir khamosh ho gaya or tiktiki bandh ker fiza main dekhnay laga, jaisay beetay howay ko phir se beet raha ho.

abu, wo phir bola, pakistan ne duniya ki rahnumai karni hai. duniya ko rasta dikhana hai. ab main civil servant hoon. mujhay pakistan ki chakri ata kar di gaye hai. bohat so ko ye chakri ata ki jaye gi, bohat so ko. ab mujhay mutalia karna hai, mutalia, mutalia, mutalia

us din ke baad Aksi k mamoolat badal gaye. us ne namazain parhni shuru kar dee

Mumtaz Mufti, Alakh Nagri

I never looked at CSS and government service this way. That's a thing of honour. Those who get it have a chance to get their world hereafter made beautiful. Medicine can also mean the same too. Just depends on the person and his 'niyyat'. This book gives another objective of doing M.B;B.S. Serving Pakistan

More of shoes

Ahahahah. Stop it yaar. Now they have made a video game. One who hits Bush the most number of shoes, wins. Something like this:



I heard in the news that they have broken that Iraqi's ribs and arms. I hope he gets eternal relief soon.

The historical shoes

Ahahahahah. A Saudi man has offered $10 million to buy the shoes thrown at President Bush. Wah wah.

My heart goes out for that courageous Iraqi man. He has been transfered to an unknown place already. We all know what are they going to do to him :(

A farewell gift

Sorry Mr. Bush, you certainly deserved more than this. This Iraqi journalist called him a dog and said that it's a farewell gift for Mr. Bush who had come to visit Iraq for the last time before his tenure ends. He got thousands of people killed in Iraq and couldn't even justify it. Called it an 'intelligence failure', a mistake you know. I'm in search of an interview in which Bush, when asked that how much he feels responsible for the current circumstances of the world, replied something like this: 'In the coming times, people will come to know that many decisions were made ten to eleven years before my holding the office.' Good bye Bush.

Testing testing...

After the success of American 'mistakes', now presenting the Indian 'mistakes'. Why did these mistakes never occur in the past seven years? Why just after the rising tension? And why did these mistakes occur at two separate times? Why did the PM had to say just a day before that we hope that they won't launch an air strike? (They were expecting it, surely?). What wrenches the heart more is not the attack per se but the response of the our 'leaders'. Everyone here is shouting against the violation but those in the government. Not a single strong, aggressive statement while their counterpart is taking advantage of this very leniency perhaps? Threatening to strike the 'terrorist' spots in our land, backed up by the west. Couldn't the President today, while assuring the world again to act against the terrorists also assure the his nation that Pakistan will retaliate with full force against any external incursion? Just this simple statement would have meant a lot. We, on the other hand, as a faithful dog, have already begun to obey their orders by launching an operation against Jama'at-ud-Da'wah without any proof.

I've always longed to see miracles. But I see this miracle here: the existence of Pakistan for the past sixty one years. It's creation doesn't seem such a big deal in front of how Pakistan has survived in the past years.

American control?

Dad said he thinks that Americans have got some, if not all, control over the nuclear assets of Pakistan. That is why India is being so fearless. Well, that scared me a bit. But I want to remain optimistic. I want to think that it's just because of the very weak and irresponsible leadership that every one putting pressure on us. Atomic bomb is the only thing we have. That gone, then every thing gone. But that is not supposed to happen. No.

The other world: Islam and Pakistan

Shahab ne Atiya ko phone kia. Aitya kehnay lagi, aap yahan aa jain, main aap ko aik bohat bari khush khabri sunana chahti hoon. jo kisi or ko nahi suna sakti. Shahab Atiya se milnay gaya to sath mujhay bhi le gaya.

Us roz Atiya baray mood main theen. kehnay lageen ajkal arsh per bohat khushian sunai ja rahi hain. charaghan ho raha hai. hazoor dulha banay howay hain. phoolon ke haar pehnay howay hain. gulab ki pattiyan nichawar ho rahi hain. sab khushian mana rahay hain.
kehtay hain islam ki nishat-e-saniya ka dor shuru honay wala hai. arsh or farsh aik doosray ke kareeb aa jayen gay. Pakistan is dor ka gehwara ho ga. wo ruk gaye, phir wakfay ke baad kehnay lagi, mainay dekha hai ke sadar-e-pakistan ki kursi khali pari hai, wahan kala jhanda laga howa hai. jo shakhs in ki jagah le ga wo bohat sakht geer admi ho ga. is ki darhi ghani hai. aankhain sabz hain. main dekh rahi hoon ke aik khooni jang ho gi. east pakistan hamaray hath se nikal jaye ga. kashmir hamain mil jaye ga. Pakistan ke ilakay main wus-at ho gi. ham Delhi per kabiz ho jain gay.
us roz Atiya baray josh main thi, wo musalsal batain kiye ja rahi thi. shahab or main chup chap baithay sun rahay thay. phir shahab bola, kehnay laga, mohtarma kuch aisi batain bhi to hain jo aap arsa-e-daraz se dekh rahi hain laikin woh wakoo pazeer nahi hotee.
haan wo boli kuch aisi batain bhi hain. laikin nashat-e-sania ki baat to ho kar rahay gi. chahay aaj ho ya chalees saal baad. or Pakistan nashat-e-sania ka markaz ho ga. ye to te shuda batain hain.
Atiya ki batain meray liye baihad paraishan kun theen. ye nashat-e-sania kya cheez hain. bhai jan bhi is ke baray main baat kia kartay thay. kaha kartay thay, tum Pakistan ka fikar na karo. Pakistan ka fikar karnay walay Allah ke banday mojood hain. tum jab bhi koi kadam uthanay lago to socho, kya mera ye kadam Pakistan ke liye bais-e-nuksaan to na ho ga.
is per mujhay khayal aata ke Pakistan ko itni ahmiyat kyoon de ja rahi hai. kya is liye k ye musalmano ka mulk hai. musalmano k to duniya main beesion mulk hain. phir ye bhi hai ke ham Pakistani to baray-e-naam musalman hain. phir ye bhi hai ke ham Pakistani to baray-e-naam musalman hain. na hamaray kirdar main islam ki jhalak hai, na aamal main islam ka rang hai. albatta aik wasf zaroor hai ke ham main islam ke liye, hazoor sal allaho alayehi wasallam ke liye, jazba mojood hai. kya pakistan ko ye sharf is jazbay ke liye hasil ho ga. ye to koi baat na hoi.

Mumtaz Mufti in Alakh Nagri

Sargodhay da leyla

Someone said, 'People, like sheep, tend to follow a leader - occasionally in the right direction.' Well, this ram has surely come in the wrong direction, as he is going to regret later. And he has destroyed all my belief of domestic sheep being naive and friendly, for he is strong, macho, very very aggressive and perverted, that makes me want to castrate him. I mean jawani sab per aati hai laikin koi tameez bhi hoti hai. And this chilling cold makes me want to rip off his thick wool and rap it around myself. OK...I actually want his spleen too. I'm only going to eat it again next year. I make it in the simplest way: cut it into small cubes, sprinkle some salt and red chili powder and cook it on a pan. After its done, season it with some lemon juice, and it makes my Eid.

I wonder why doesn't the goat and cow population become extinct, provided millions of them are sacrificed in just three days. I think sacrificing them has become a part of natural ecosystem and the same amount is produced every year again. I read some where that the sheep population in New Zealand is actually more than the human population there. Perhaps they might consider slaughtering a few of them?

More music

The other day I was at my friend's place at a little 'musical' gathering. I got it all recorded. This is my friend singing a Khayal in Raga Kamod in Aik Taal.

Destroying the first line of defense

I feel sorry for ALL those killed in the Mumbai carnage. Even the Indians have no proof of Pakistani involvement in the Mumbai attacks as yet and this video goes on to say that ISI is behind EVERY terrorist attack in the world. Why they are all after ISI, I found my answer from Gen. Hamid Gul. He said that ISI is the first line of defense of the country. Destroying ISI would mean depriving a person of his ears and eyes and thus making it easy for the predators to attack. Let us for a while believe that ISI IS behind every attack in the world. Then thinking it from another perspective, I say that ISI is the most powerful organization of the world. It can do whatever it wants, anywhere it wants. And all other intelligence agencies of the world are so inferior to it that they never get the slightest idea of what ISI is upto.

Another 9/11

Javed Chaudhry said that when the former president Musharraf had decided to resign he started meeting various journalists, one of whom was he. Musharraf told him that the Americans are fearing another attack like that of 9/11. They think that its plan is being devised in Pakistan and if such an attack does occur the Americans will need no other reason to strike. They will do to Pakistan what they did to Afghanistan.

Now that would be the best way for America to invade Pakistan and perhaps after killing millions of people they might say, 'Oops, there aren't any terrorists here. It was just a mistake, we were misguided.' I don't understand what problem have they got from Pakistan. If they were that committed, that friendly, that sincere they would have tried to make the Pak-Afghan border more secure, they would have tried to educate the people of FATA, they would have to make FATA and NWFP developed states by opening education institutions, industries etc. But they just want to kill people. And now that they are trying to enter Gen. Hamid Gull's name in the list of terrorists, I have no doubt left that they are not our friends. What problem have they got from a retired Deputy General of ISI who just sits and appears on the talk shows. Is it because he is anti American? It being the case, half of the world stands terrorist!

On the foot steps of America

Even if they hadn't called it their 9/11 it would have reminded me of the event, not because of the hugeness of it but because of India's reaction to it: blaming Pakistan without any evidence so blatantly, demanding people and threatening to strike Pakistani areas. (But it will not, seriously, I don't think they have enough courage). And now I have no doubt left in my mind that India has not accepted Pakistan up till now and that they can't miss any opportunity to hurt/blame/strike Pakistan.

One of the ways to guess the culprit of an event is to see who gets the maximum benefit. Looking at the Mumbai event I think India has got the most benefits and Pakistan is in all disadvantage.

*They are getting sympathies from all over the world and this is a plus point politically.

*The Kashmir problem which was emerging in a new way and was gaining strength has been totally sidelined. Obama announced to play the role of arbitrator in the Kashmir issue and India's reaction was worth watching. They immediately sent a group to America to give briefing to Obama and his colleagues about the Kashmir issue. They have got rid of it for the time being.

*BJP has got political advantages as the elections are coming by. As was in the news that BJP distributed pamphlets saying 'If you want to get rid of terrorism then vote for BJP'

*Another advantage went to RAW. When the Samjhota Express incidence took place, India immediately blamed Pakistan for it. Later investigations showed that their own Colonel was responsible for burning down 62 Pakistanis alive and who had contacts with RAW. This Colonel was convicted and some terrorism squad was investigating the case. Luckily for the Colonel all the members of the team, including their head, were killed in Taj Hotel.

*They have got yet another reason to blame and threat Pakistan. America and India both have said that if Pakistan doesn't do something about the terrorist (as if what it is already doing is not enough) then they will attack the terrorist places inside Pakistan.

Pakistan on the other hand has all the disadvantages due to these attacks. The only benefit I see is that this incidence has showed once again that who is a friend and who is not, which the Pakistanis tend to forget very soon.

The science of love

I saw this program in the Naked Science series the other day and noted the following interesting points:

Women in love have more blood flowing through their hippocampus.
Hippocampus is a part of brain and is concerned with memory. More blood flow means that the area is more active. Supposedly women recall their beloveds more and they talk about them a lot with their female friends.

Men and women prefer people who have immune systems different from them.
In their study they found out that men and women had very different immune systems from the partners they chose. They interpreted it as a tool of better survival. Two different immune systems provide a larger range of immunity to the offspring and helps in a better fight against diseases and thus better survival.

People prefer people having symmetry.
In an experiment they took the sweaty shirts of a group of men who had just played basketball and asked a group of women to smell the shirts and fill out a paper. The shirts were all white. They found out that women preferred men having more symmetry. (Symmetry is reflected in body odour?) Symmetry is attractive. But they found out that PERFECT symmetry is unattractive! Through graphic programming they replaced one half of the face with the reflection of the other half and the face looked ugly! So no one is perfectly symmetrical. They also found out that twenty four hours before ovulation women's ears and hands change shape to a very little fraction of length, making women more symmetrical and thus more attractive. (So if a man thinks that his beloved is looking more beautiful on a certain day, would it mean that she is ovulating and its just the right time? :-D) Humans are attracted by two other things according to their study: intelligence and body shape.

Fear and anxiety increases attractiveness and stimulates sexual drive.
Experiment: A woman gave the passing by men a certain survey form to fill and gave them her cell number in case they had any queries about the survey. She did this at two separate venues. At one place she was standing on bridge high above a fast flowing stream and the second time she was on the ground. The other day she got four times more calls from the men on bridge than on the ground!

Creativity and artistic behaviour increases sexual activity.
They said that artists have twenty five percent more sexual contacts than others. Well, I personally believed it before seeing this program and the only reason of paintings and music being prohibited in Islam, I could ever think of was exactly this. No second thought about why there is more sexual perversion, gays and all that, in media, acting and fashion designing etc.

Caudate nucleus was more stimulated in people in love.
Caudate nucleus is a part of brain of which one function out of many is to regulate the feelings of reward through the reward center. 'Recently, scientists have discovered the function of caudate in humans falling in love. When a group of college students were shown a photo of their beloved, both the caudate and the ventral tegmental areas lit up. These MRI brain scans suggest that the ventral tegmental floods the caudate with dopamine when falling in love' (Wikipedia) Now, is it possible to find out through an MRI that a person is in love or not? Not that easy. Interestingly they found out that cocaine also stimulates the same areas in brain; the reward centers. A person can do anything for his/her love and an addict can also do anything to obtain drugs (So being in love is like a drug addiction? And the other way round, do the people who abuse cocaine feel that they are in love?)

Pharmacology of love
Dopamine as I already said above increases in the caudate and ventral tegmental areas in people in love. They said that dopamine 'fuels romantic love' (Excess of dopamine causes psychosis and hallucinations. Any relation to people going mad in love? And can such people be treated with anti psychotic drugs?)
The other important drug is oxytocin which they called 'The cuddling chemical'. Oxytocin increases sexual drive and is released during intercourse. The more a couple has sex, the more oxytocin is released and the more they fall in love! Therefore people should not have with sex with someone they don't love! They found that oxytocin is important in forming monogamous pairs in certain mice. Oxytocin also increases trust and reduces fear!

Now the unanswered questions: Is love all a game of certain chemicals? How much control does a person has on love? Can the feelings of love be changed through chemicals? Can a person be 'made' to fall in love and can a person be made to forget his love just through drugs? Time and more research will tell :-)

My strength

The enemies of Pakistan. They give me strength. Yes, they do. They give me reasons to love my country even more. Whenever they attack Pakistan, whenever they try to defame Pakistan, whenever they talk bad of Pakistan they make me proud of my country.

The other world: Dr. Atiya

Shahab hansnay laga or bola yahan Karachi main aik seer hai, usay mustaqbil ki jhalkian nazar aati hain.

kahan hai, mainay poocha

us ne aik kaghaz per pata likh diya. kaghaz mujhay daitay howay kaha, mera naam le lijiye

Qaisar, Ahmed Bashir, Isfaq Hussain, Insha or main aglay roz ikathay ho kar Atiya se ja milay.

wo aik sanjeeda, kam go, ba wakar or taleem yafta khatoo thi. wahan kamray main kuch or log bhi baithay thay.

jee farmaye wo har sail se poochti. jab wo apni beeti suna chukta to gardan jhuka kar baith jati. kuch der yoonhi baithi rehti, phir sir utha kar muskarati or sawal ka jawab de daiti.

Qaisar k baad meir baari thi. mainay kaha mujhay kuch nahi poochna

aap Mumtaz Mufti hain? Atiya ne poocha

jee, mainay jawab diya

shahab sahib ne mujhay aap ki mutalliq phone kia tha

Ahmed Bashir bola, darasal ye shakhs apni sarisht ke khilaf kisi ko peer man baitha hai

Atiya muskarai, wo buzurg kahan hain jinhain peer maan baithay hain?

Pindi main 

Atiya ne murakbay main sir jukha diya. chand sa-at baad sir uthaya. boli, wo khud aa gaye. oonchay, lambay, goray, chittay, sir per roomi topi thi. hath main hukka tha, punjabi booltay hain kehnay lagay: tu rehan day, asi apay seedha kar laan gay.

main soch main par gaya. isay kaisay pata chala ke wo roomi topi pehantay hain, hukkah peetay hain or punjabi boltay hain. or wo khud kaisay aa gaye. aik marhoom o maghfoor budha Pindi se Karachi kaisay aa gaya or phir lehja bhi to unhi ka tha. ye sab kya hai. ye kaisi duniya hai jahan log marnay ke baad azadana ghoomtay phirtay hain.

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mainay faisla kia ke Atiya se akailay main miloo or isay poochoo ke ye gift usay kaisay mila. mainay telephone pe Atiya se wakt manga, wo man gaye.

mainay kaha mohtarma, aap ko mustaqbil ki jhalkian kaisay nazar aati hain? wo muskarai kehnay lagi kabhi mehsoosaat ke zariye jhalki nazar aati hai, kabhi aankhon ke samnay tasveer aa jati hai, kabhi aawazain sunai daiti hain or kabhi deewar pe film chalnay lagti hai.

aap kab se ye jhalkian dekh rahi hain

bachpan hi se, jab mujhay poori tarah shaoor nahi tha

phir us ne mujhay apnay bachpan ki mukhtasir si kahani sunai:

aik din parosan ki saas beemar par gaye. us ne shor macha diya ke jao doctor ko bula lao. us wakt main mareeza ke paas khari thi. mainay mareeza ki taraf dekha or mujhay yoon nazar aaya jaisay wo mar chuki ho. mainay buland awaz main kaha ab doctor ko bulanay ka kya faida, ye to mar chuki hai. ye keh kar main ghar chali aye. doctor ke pohanchnay se pehlay mareeza fot ho gaye. meri ye baat saray muhallay main mashhoor ho gaye. phir logo ne mujh se sawal poochna shuru kar diye. jab main in sawalaat per tawajju daiti to mujh per mehsoosat tari ho jatay jis ke mutabiq main unhain bata daiti ye ho jaye ga ya nahi.

kehnay lagi log samajhtay hain ye imtyazi salahiyat hai, ghalat samajhtay hain, mustaqbil ko jan laina bari takleef de baat hai. jab meray walid fot howay tab mainay jana tha ye kis kadar takleef de baat hai.

us roz mainay dekha ke aik kafan urta urta khirki se kamray main dakhil ho gaya or doosri charpaye per aa kar tik gaya. aik adh minute wo wahan para raha phir tehleel ho gaya. mainay shiddat se mehsoos kia keh aaj is kamray main koi fot honay wala hai. us roz das bajay mainay kafan ka manzar dekha tha. das bajay se teen bajay tak mujh per goya naza ka aalam tari raha. main mar mar ker jeeti rahi. main baar baar apnay mian or abba ko phone karti rahi, teen bajay wo ghar aaye to kuch tasalli howi. phir char bajay ke kareeb abba ke pait main dard utha or wo usi charpai per lait gaye jis per kafan tika raha tha. meray mian ne doctor ko phone kia laikin doctor ki amad se pehlay hi abba rukhsat ho gaye.

ESP (Extra Sensory Perception) ka mutalia karnay ki wajah se mujhay seers k baray main kuch maloomat hasil thee. mujhay ilm tha ke kuch logo ko paidaishi tor per mustaqbil ki jhalkian nazar aati hain. or kuch logo main sir ki chot lagnay per ye khasoosiat ubhar ati hai. mujhay ye bhi ilm tha ke is khasoosiat ko mazhab se koi ta-alluk nahi hai, laikin hairat ki baat thi ke Atiya ko mazhab se gehra ta-alluk tha.

Atiya ki kahani sun ker mainay jan liya k wo seer hi nahi kuch or bhi hai

Mumtaz Mufti Alakh Nagri

(his autobiography)

Send ups over

My back is arched like that of an old man. My legs hurt and my brain is too saturated to contain anything else. Thinking that it was just a rehearsal and the final drama is yet to come, I get a little scared.

Wasted days

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Charlie Chaplin

Preparation of medical exams wastes so many days of our lives.

Nature unpredictable

National Geographic is surely the best TV channel. Watch this baffling video and draw your conclusions. Humans have a lot to learn from animals.

Chickenpox and tarka

Our maid said that if any one has got chickenpox then no food in the house should be flavoured with a tarka. Because tarka produces a sizzling sound that is supposed to enhance the severity of pox. Now, I never knew that varicella zoster virus (VZV) had a special affinity and liking for saturated fats or may be its just those specific food items that the virus likes. May be the virus likes Haleem or other pulses. Anyways, while the west is busy developing vaccines for viruses, we have a simple desi treatment at home.

Rock night: three blasts

The enemy has succeeded in what it wanted exactly. It is crippling the people mentally. It is isolating Pakistan. The blasts at WPAF were an excellent success to further tatter the image of Pakistan and to prevent any foreigners coming here again. That would be the end of all the activities in Lahore. Cultural or sports or other. People are already afraid, now they will be even more. Mum and Dad straight away prohibited me from going to the festival today which I had a plan. We are smoothly and fast heading towards a big war.

To Dr. Abdul Qadeer Khan, with love

I always wondered why we lack scientific minds. A part of the answer might be that because of what we do to the very few such people that we have. We hand over our neuro-scientists to America and we lock up our nuclear scientists. Dr. Abdul Qadeer Khan is an asset. People say that he should have been made the president of the country. But I think that he should have been allowed to continue research work. He should have been allowed to establish universities, attract students to this his field and deliver lectures throughout the universities in the country. He should have been allowed to transfer his knowledge to the relevant people and to create minds like his. He should have been awarded with money and all the facilities that our non deserving ministers get to receive.

Even if he were involved in any nuclear trafficking, he should have been defended because he is OUR OWN. Being a Pakistani the government should have tried to cover up his faults and mistakes if there were any. As regard the accusations of other countries, if the government was not able to deny them straight forwardly, it could have handled the situation in a political and diplomatic manner. Like giving statements that 'we condemn it and we will conduct a trial' and actually not doing it or something like that.

Dear Dr. Khan,

Please forgive us, for what we did to you. Our heads are bowed and we are ashamed. We are just not aware or may be we are just too selfish. May Allah give you courage and health and make you able to produce like-minds and do more for the country.

Three D's

Drone, Dengue and Depression

Ud kothay utton kanwa

Well I'm not any Saima or Saira Naseem nor is this crow sitting on the kotha exactly but I still want it gone. I tried singing the song too but like in the movie, it kept on sitting till the end. It is sitting just outside my neighbour's upper storey window pane, a few meters from me. I can see and hear him clearly from my window. This crow caught my attention because he is in love. He sits at the same place for hours and caws. He caws when I am eating biscuits, when I am surfing the net, when I am just trying to relax and when I am trying to memorize the early and late changes after death. What attracts him there is his beloved. And he has every reason to come there daily because his beloved is very docile and does everything that he does. She caws when he does, she flaps her wings when he does; she is his own reflection in the mirror, literally. This stupid, stupid crow sits in front of the window pane, sees his own reflection and keeps on cawing. This makes him happy and me want to kill it. He has developed a long term memory and never forgets her. Far away, I can hear the screams of some eagle too but the eagle is just wasting time flying around. 'The eagle never lost so much time, as when he submitted to learn of the crow.' William Blake
I wish humans had a lesson from the crow too.

A little break

I went to see some contemporary dance today at the festival and I've decided never to see contemporary dance again :-D It's not that it was bad. The performances were brilliant had their own philosophy and meaning of the dance which they explained before every act and they were all very well prepared and rehearsed but it just didn't catch my interest. They were from Banglore, India and they called themselves Nritarutya. Nevertheless the festival per se was sumptuous, as always. The ambience, the lights, the colours and those giant moving puppets.

Guitar universal

I never thought much highly of guitar until I had one. Not only it is a difficult instrument but the most diverse too I guess. It covers a number of genres: flamenco, samba, jazz, blues, country music, rock, pop, classical. I can't recall any other instrument with such diversity. So it would not be wrong to call guitar a Universal Instrument. :) I discovered this Spanish guitar lately and developed a particular liking. In most Spanish music flat notes are used equivalent to our Raga Bhairvi. This video is particularly awesome.

Heaven

Gosh...I love these girls and their combined voice and when they lift their lehanga with one hand and when they do a fast tatkar. I think slower compositions are more aesthetic and the melody over it plays a big role and defines the mood as in this case. A soft teen taal with a sugary melody and slow balanced movements is a good start and rather difficult than fast ones!

Einstein

They call him Einstein. Our African Grey Parrot has made it to whistling, imitating the door bell and saying 'hello' as yet :-D

Happy Birthday

Whenever I think of Urdu poetry the things that come in my mind are a dejected person, a broken heart, a lit cigarette with its ash about to fall and a goblet near by. But then I think about Allama Iqbal and the changing map of world. He might have some of the addictions too but but his other contributions are much more important to talk about.

Exams haven't even started yet and I am already making plans about post exam days. The first thing I am going to do is to visit the 'Javed Manzil' which I haven't ever unluckily.

Dear Allama Iqbal please forgive us for not taking care of your country, for not being the Muslims you wanted us to be, for not developing our khudi and for not fulfilling your dreams.

Beggars

China refused to give money, good job. United States' blatant reply, 'We are not going to throw money on the table', well done. And then they went to IMF. I'm totally amazed at the President's and Prime Minister's joint decision of not accepting the IMF's conditions on loan. Well, first they cry in front of media so openly that 'We need money, we need money, give us money, we need $100 billion instantly (Oh my God), please help us', making us ever more ashamed of our leaders and then after so many rejections when someone agrees to lend money on some conditions they simply reject. God will you please send some good leaders from up their and will you please give a little wisdom to the Pakistani nation so that they do not elect criminals as their leaders?

I think they only refused to give money because they know that their are thieves in here and that those who are asking for money have their bank accounts of billions of dollars in foreign countries which if they just brought to the banks of Pakistan, there wouldn't be any need of asking for money. IMF's conditions must have been about the expenditure of money, thats why they refused them.

Why should any one give us money when we are not ready to change ourselves. There hasn't been one area, one field where the expenditure has been cut down. Instead they are making a cabinet of fifty five members, which should have been cut down to save money. They are taking a delegation of two hundred people with them to the visit to Saudi Arabia. They are having marriage ceremonies in President House! And the foreigners are right when they come here and say 'Seeing the conditions of the leaders we don't think that Pakistan is in such a dire need of money.'

If they had a LITTLE self respect they would not have begged in the first place. They would have sought after respected and dignified ways of bringing money home. Like inviting the foreign investors, transferring their own money from foreign to local banks, asking the oversees Pakistanis to transfer their money in Pakistani banks, cutting down the SO MANY extravagant expenditures. They should have united their nation and they would have said, 'We will work hard, we will stand on our own and we will not beg.' And theres NO WAY on earth they would not have succeeded only if they had good intentions and commitment and patriotism in them.

Great nations are not formed by begging for money.

World Performing arts festival 2008

DAMMNNNNNN!!! Its from 13th to 23rd November, just in between the send ups. I was expecting a delay because they were having a hard time finding the sponsors this year, provided the geo-political instability which also explains their keeping the event in such a low profile. Its just nine days from now and theres no mention of it on any web nor is there any advertisement nor any banners on the road. Well, I'm going to see at least one of my favourite shows. I can't possibly sit on my chair and cram the drugs with all the hustle and bustle going on just a kilometer away from me. :-D I hope that City42 channel provides the live coverage of all shows like they did of the Youth Performing Arts Festival!

The protest bears fruit

The Chief Minister 'succumbed' to our demands of increasing the salaries of House Officers and Medical Officers today.

Young Doctor's Association started these demands first by holding press conferences then by holding demonstrations in front of Assembly Hall and then by boycotting the hospital. As the usual method of getting one's demands accepted here they finally decided to block the Mall Road.

I feel so happy to be a part of that Mall Road blocking. I had to attend the ward so couldn't go in time with the rest of the crowd. I joined them later by walking from University through Mall Road to the Assembly Hall. Sharjeel, Tamoor, Salman and Noman were going back till then. I was expecting a lot more people than I saw. More than half of them were from FJ and Ganga Ram Hospital as I saw them turn back when the protest was over. They were all sitting there in the Chowk, holding banners, raising slogans and posing in front of the media. I was expecting someone to extend a microphone in front of me too but the media was more inclined towards the ladies. :-D

It was my first official protest :-)

Professoritis

Professoritis is a mental disorder characterized by mental instability and delusions of grandeur. The person suffering is called a Professor. The literal meaning of professoritis would then be inflammation of a professor. The most prominent and distinguishing feature of this disease is arrogance. They may also exhibit rudeness and selfishness. These patients are usually found in medical colleges and hospitals and can easily be identified. If you happen to see some young people surrounding and tailing an old murky man or an old man suddenly loosing temper and slapping a young boy or an old man calling the worst names to young people or two old men bickering, you've hit a professor.

The disease can be highly contagious in some cases. For example if some professor has a beard and evil face and wicked smile, other members of the department can have beards and evil faces and wicked smiles in a very short time too. The manifestations of the disease can also vary. Just for example some professors might order the class to study CNS physiology, knowing that the class hasn't yet studied the CNS anatomy or some professor might have a problem with every book he comes across and even then not write a book of his own. Some professor might not even know how to speak and strictly order the boys not to talk to girls. Some professors can mind the students' not attending his two out of three classes and not accept other professors' attendances and fail whole of the two batches for the said reason.

With increasing severity, the person suffering from the disease is referred to as demonstrator, assistant professor, associate professor and finally professor. Some APs can ask a 1st year student in final exam to perform a practical of second year and be adamant about it.

This is one of the incurable diseases. Some people are even in favor of categorizing these patients as a separate specie.

Disclaimer: All the examples in these paragraphs are purely fictitious. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely co-incidental.

P.S. Some professors are normal, not all suffer from the disease but 99.99% do.

The 'poor' neighbour

The launching of the mission to moon by India upset me a lot. Like why can't we do it? And I've always believed that India is way ahead of us particularly in science and technology. All WE are good at is arts. We have the greatest geniuses in music, singing, dancing, acting and writing. Why do we lack the science and the maths geniuses and the scientific minds, I still don't understand.

This article by William Dalrymple, entitled "The 'poor' neighbour", published on 14th August 2007 in Guardian was a teeny weeny little relief. I cannot help but posting all of it:

Amid all the hoopla surrounding the 60th anniversary of Indian independence, almost nothing has been heard from Pakistan, which turns 60 today. Nothing, that is, if you discount the low rumble of suicide bombings, the noise of automatic weapons storming the Red Mosque and the creak of slowly collapsing dictatorships.
In the world's media, never has the contrast between the two countries appeared so stark: one is widely perceived as the next great superpower; the other written off as a failed state, a world centre of Islamic radicalism, the hiding place of Osama bin Laden and the only US ally that Washington appears ready to bomb.

On the ground, of course, the reality is different and first-time visitors to Pakistan are almost always surprised by the country's visible prosperity. There is far less poverty on show in Pakistan than in India, fewer beggars, and much less desperation. In many ways the infrastructure of Pakistan is much more advanced: there are better roads and airports, and more reliable electricity. Middle-class Pakistani houses are often bigger and better appointed than their equivalents in India.

Moreover, the Pakistani economy is undergoing a construction and consumer boom similar to India's, with growth rates of 7%, and what is currently the fastest-rising stock market in Asia. You can see the effects everywhere: in new shopping centres and restaurant complexes, in the hoardings for the latest laptops and iPods, in the cranes and building sites, in the endless stores selling mobile phones: in 2003 the country had fewer than three million cellphone users; today there are almost 50 million.

Mohsin Hamid, author of the Booker long-listed novel The Reluctant Fundamentalist, wrote about this change after a recent visit: having lived abroad as a banker in New York and London, he returned home to find the country unrecognisable. He was particularly struck by "the incredible new world of media that had sprung up, a world of music videos, fashion programmes, independent news networks, cross-dressing talkshow hosts, religious debates, and stock-market analysis".

I knew, of course, that the government of Pervez Musharraf had opened the media to private operators. But I had not until then realised how profoundly things had changed. Not just television, but private radio stations and newspapers have also flourished in Pakistan over the past few years. The result is an unprecedented openness. Young people are speaking and dressing differently. Views both critical and supportive of the government are voiced with breathtaking frankness in an atmosphere remarkably lacking in censorship. Public space, the common area for culture and expression that had been so circumscribed in my childhood, has now been vastly expanded. The Vagina Monologues was recently performed on stage to standing ovations.

Little of this is reported in the western press, which prefers its sterotypes simple: India-successful; Pakistan-failure. Nevertheless, despite the economic boom, there are three serious problems that Pakistan will have to sort out if it is to continue to keep up with its giant neighbour - or indeed continue as a coherent state at all.

One is the fundamental flaw in Pakistan's political system. Democracy has never thrived here, at least in part because landowning remains almost the only social base from which politicians can emerge. In general, the educated middle class - which in India seized control in 1947, emasculating the power of its landowners - is in Pakistan still largely excluded from the political process. As a result, in many of the more backward parts of Pakistan the local feudal zamindar can expect his people to vote for his chosen candidate. Such loyalty can be enforced. Many of the biggest zamindars have private prisons and most have private armies.

In such an environment, politicians tend to come to power more through deals done within Pakistan's small elite than through the will of the people. Behind Pakistan's swings between military governments and democracy lies a surprising continuity of interests: to some extent, the industrial, military, landowning and bureaucratic elites are now all related and look after one another. The current rumours of secret negotiations going on between Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto, the exiled former prime minister, are typical of the way that the civil and military elites have shared power with relatively little recourse to the electorate.

The second major problem that the country faces is linked with the absence of real democracy, and that is the many burgeoning jihadi and Islamist groups. For 25 years, the military and Pakistan's powerful Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI), have been the paymasters of myriad mujahideen groups. These were intended for selective deployment first in Afghanistan and then Kashmir, where they were intended to fight proxy wars for the army, at low cost and low risk. Twenty-eight years after the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, however, the results have been disastrous, filling the country with thousands of armed but now largely unemployed jihadis, millions of modern weapons, and a proliferation of militant groups.

While the military and intelligence community in Pakistan may have once believed that it could use jihadis for its own ends, the Islamists have followed their own agendas. As the recent upheavals in Islamabad have dramatically shown, they have now brought their struggle on to the streets and into the heart of the country's politics.

The third major issue facing the country is its desperate education crisis. No problem in Pakistan casts such a long shadow over its future as the abject failure of the government to educate more than a fraction of its own people: at the moment, a mere 1.8% of Pakistan's GDP is spent on government schools. The statistics are dire: 15% of these government schools are without a proper building; 52% without a boundary wall; 71% without electricity.

This was graphically confirmed by a survey conducted two years ago by the former Pakistan cricket captain turned politician, Imran Khan, in his own constituency of Mianwali. His research showed that 20% of government schools supposed to be functioning in his constituency did not exist at all, a quarter had no teachers and 70% were closed. No school had more than half of the teachers it was meant to have. Of those that were just about functioning, many had children of all grades crammed into a single room, often sitting on the floor in the absence of desks.

This education gap is the most striking way in which Pakistan is lagging behind India: in India, 65% of the population is literate and the number rises every year: only last year, the Indian education system received a substantial boost of state funds.

But in Pakistan, the literacy figure is under half (it is currently 49%) and falling: instead of investing in education, Musharraf's military government is spending money on a cripplingly expensive fleet of American F-16s for its air force. As a result, out of 162 million Pakistanis, 83 million adults of 15 years and above are illiterate. Among women the problem is worse still: 65% of all female adults are illiterate. As the population rockets, the problem gets worse.

The virtual collapse of government schooling has meant that many of the country's poorest people have no option but to place their children in the madrasa system, where they are guaranteed an ultra-conservative but free education, often subsidised by religious endowments provided by the Wahhabi Saudis.

Altogether there are now an estimated 800,000 to one million students enrolled in Pakistan's madrasas. Though the link between the madrasas and al-Qaida is often exaggerated, it is true that madrasa students have been closely involved in the rise of the Taliban and the growth of sectarian violence; it is also true that the education provided by many madrasas is often wholly inadequate to equip children for modern life in a civil society.

Sixty years after its birth, India faces a number of serious problems - not least the growing gap between rich and poor, the criminalisation of politics, and the flourishing Maoist and Naxalite groups that have recently proliferated in the east of the country. But Pakistan's problems are on a different scale; indeed, the country finds itself at a crossroads. As Jugnu Mohsin, the publisher of the Lahore-based Friday Times, put it recently, "After a period of relative quiet, for the first time in a decade, we are back to the old question: it is not just whether Pakistan, but will Pakistan survive?" On the country's 60th birthday, the answer is by no means clear.

A 'great' leader

A softer post

Noman said that the last few posts have been really aggressive; exactly what I was thinking before he pointed out. (He was like: Dude get your hormone levels checked up). Well, my family also accuses me of peevishness during the tension-full test and exam days, which reminds me of the broody hen again.

I keep on mentioning the broody hen because, one, thats the perfect example, two, I have a vast experience with broody hens and three, thats what my brother calls me in the exam days.

Hens are just made for humans; they can't fly and they lay eggs daily and they wont incubate the eggs until they go broody. Keeping hens is fun and a great learning experience. For example, I can tell that a hen is about to lay an egg from its behaviour. I remember, years back when we had kept hens (I wasn't really interested, my brother is an animal buff) they used to lay eggs early in the morning. The hen who wanted to lay egg would get a little lazy, wander away from the rest of the flock and produce a particular long sound, like prraaaaannnnnkkkkk ppaaawwwkkkkk paawwkk. (Oh and one day during the forensic lecture in the forensic lecture theater I was demonstrating this sound to Saad when Madam Rana caught me and asked me to sit on the front bench!) She would then find a secluded place preferably her own cage and I would follow her, naturally. There she would sit for some time and when she would stand up suddenly it would be the moment. She would sometimes close her eyes forcefully indicating that she is in pain but she is patient. And I would fix my eyes on the point of exit indicating that I am excited but I am hungry. And then it would appear. I would clench my teeth and in my mind would say, 'Yes honey, come on, push, you can do it' (I had these doctor instincts since childhood?) and there it is shiny, slimy, fresh and hot from the oven and I would be like, 'Gaawwd...that was stretchy.' I would wait for it to get dry while the hen would jump off and produce another particular sound: pataaiink puk puk puk pataink puk puk puk telling the whole flock and the owners and the neighbours that she had just laid an egg.

Everyone's 'first time' is difficult. First timers get nervous and reluctant and afraid that the process or the result might go wrong but once they are through it, it becomes very natural just like err breathing. When one of our hens was about to lay an egg for the first time she was nervous too. The 'getting ready' stage was prolonged quite a lot. She sat in her cage for so long. Fed up of waiting, I just went away. When I came back all that was there in the cage was the yolk and the egg white. The shell either wasn't produced or got stuck somewhere inside.

I don't know about hens but the sexuality of ducks can be quite complex. Once we had two ducklings who grew up to be mature ducks. My brother was persistent that both are females while I had seen them mating quite often. Once my uncle was going out of the house and the ducks were mating just in front of the gate. He decided not to disturb them. He waited and saw them with great enthusiasm. When they were done, he crossed the gate. So my uncle was a witness of their being a male-female couple too. One morning there was an egg in the ducks' cage. My uncle said, triumphantly, 'See? I told you, one is male and one is female.' Then there were matings and there were eggs almost everyday. One day I locked them in separate cages and in the morning, BEHOLD there were eggs in both the cages. I decided not to ponder. We never kept their eggs.

We would just eat most of the hens' eggs but if we planned to get them incubated we would put the date on the egg shaking it as little as possible and would keep it at a dark place. Then we would buy a special hen who would be likely to go broody. When it would, we would build a nest at a secluded, dark place: put some dried hay in a tub or a basket, make its surface concave, put the eggs on it and gently drop the hen over it and she would be the happiest hen on the earth. She would arrange the eggs the way she likes and then would sit on them. You can put the eggs of any species under her; geese, ducks, other hens, lizards, crocodiles, snakes, dinosaurs, she wont mind, she just wants be a mother. We actually kept the eggs of different hen species that we had; Golden Buff, Black Buff, Silkie etc.

Once a day we would pick her up from the eggs (with gloves on hands because her hormones mess up and she gets very very aggressive and would bite you, probably thinking that you are a thief and have come to take her eggs.) and leave her out to wander a little, stretch her muscles, eat and excrete. She wont excrete on her eggs! After a while we would put her back again. During the time when the hen would be away I would sometimes inspect the eggs. An egg getting heavier meant there was someone inside, to confirm I would illuminate the egg with a torch (Now really, I had these doctor instincts since childhood) During the last days even the sound of the chick would come from the egg.

Twenty one days later the eggs would start hatching, starting from the place where their beak is. Their mother would help them come out by breaking the shell with her own beak. Cute little plump chicks, their heads popping out from under the feathers of their mother as if the hen had many small heads. Now the hen would come out with her chicks, giving them food and protecting them from any possible predator. She would attack any one; a cat, a dog, a human. And they would grow. The hen would be happy, the chicks would be happy and we would be happy.

A political wedding

Its 3:15 in the morning and I'm just back from a wedding. I wasn't willing to go but Dad had some special reason to take me.

What made this wedding unforgettable was that some very close relatives weren't suppose to talk to each other, some very close relatives weren't supposed to even look at each other. Some people tried to talk to some people to make others jealous. Some people tried to be prominent and different to make others envious. Some people tried to play the futile role of arbitrator. Some people carried an air of indifference around them and some others were totally ignorant. These people will meet again on another common wedding or a common funeral. That was the height of selfishness. I just sat there, half enjoying, half appalled. It was the most political and the most depressing wedding ever!

And yet we are proud of our family values and we blame the West for ignoring the family ties!

Taliban part 2?

According to a news report the Americans with the Pakistani officials are going to provide ammunitions to the anti-Taliban forces in the tribal areas to help eliminate the Taliban.

It is now a well established fact that the Taliban were trained by the CIA with the help of ISI in order to defeat the Soviets and now they are providing arms to the anti-Taliban forces to defeat the Taliban and then they will create another group to defeat the anti-Taliban forces?

Cat Poop

This kitty here is pooping on a patient's bed in Mayo Hospital. (See? We are hygienic). I couldn't make the video which I greatly regret. Some ward boy might have removed it and washed the bed cloth. More chances are he must not have! They say that they let the cats stay so that the cats may scare away the mice! (See? We are logical). I'm sorry if it makes you vomit or gag or choke. But if you have any of these symptoms just pay a visit to Mayo Hospital and you'l be as good as new. (See? We care)

The Broody hen

The date of Sendups have been displayed which means extreme studies for four months. The schedule goes as follows: wakeup, have breakfast, study, have lunch, study, go to wash room (preferably with a book), study, have some snacks, study, watch a little TV (avoidance would be better), study, internet, study and then go to sleep with a book under your head, hoping that some material would be transferred from the book to your head during the night. No hanging out, no entertainment, no fun, no nothing. (But of course I'm not going to miss the World Performing Arts Festival. I mean I wait for it the whole year!)

The books are my eggs and I'm a broody hen. I will incubate my eggs and I will leave my nest only to eat and excrete. (In the last few days the hen doesn't even leave the nest to excrete...but I'm a bit cultured actually) I will protest in defense if disturbed or removed by my younger brother. The incubation period will continue through November, December, January and hopefully till the middle of February. (The only difference between ordinary routine tests and the Prof is the short incubation period of tests which continues for a week or less). The result will be in a month more. I pray that all my eggs hatch! (They will Inshallah)

Poetry Idiopathic

If ever your life is getting necrosed,

Your dreams inflamed, your thoughts thrombosed,

Then let neoplasia of my wished metastize around you.

May all your troubles and worries

get denervated and dystrophied.

And things pleasing you get hyperplastic,

your happiness get hypertrophied.


Anonymous 

Colgate Smile

I dont like his teeth. I dont like his colgate smile, I dont like his hyena laugh. What reason has he got to smile like that? He has got 16 billion people to look after, a failing economy to tend to, the American forces to combat. He has got the blood on his face of so many people dying daily in his country. He has got people spending their days in nights in candle light, people not getting flour, dying of hunger. He has got a neighbouring country violating the Sindh Water Treaty by building dam on and blocking the water of Chenab. The same country is establishing its intelligence roots in Afghanistan, doing war practices with America in the Arabian sea. What reason has he got to smile? Why does he laugh? Provided the circumstances he should be suffering from insomnia. He should have indigestions, he should be reduced to skin and bone due to worries and tensions and pressure. But no...there he is flourishing and growing blatantly. But then, the people of this country chose him themselves!

Mehfil-e-moseeqi

Now THAT is a 'Mehfil-e-moseeqi'. The singers apart, the best thing about this video is the highly 'musical' audience, capable of understanding every note, every intricacy of the raga. They know the difficult things and they know where to appreciate (thought I've never seen any women audience so deeply indulged and appreciative). Such an audience boosts the performers to do even better.

This particular video is a rare piece. Among the audience I can see Ghulam Ali (singer), Ishfaq Ahmed (writer) and Shaukat Ali (actor) all in their younger forms :p Cant recognize any of the ladies. Amanat Ali Khan on the harmonium, Fatah Ali Khan on the Surmandal, Shaukat Hussain on the tabla. Sarangi and Tanpura players are not visible. Such a rich amalgam of instruments. Raga is Bhairvi (7 flat notes, though I feel slight tinge of teevar rikhab) and the taal is Rupak (7 beats).

Nobel Prize for chemistry 2008

Man...this sure is fun watching the live web cast of the announcement of winners of Nobel Prize. Today were announced the Nobel Prize winners for chemistry. Osamu Shimomura, Martin Chalfie, Roger Y. Tsien were awarded the prize for their discovery and explanation of Green Fluorescent Protein (GFP). The protein was first discovered and isolated from a jelly fish. GFP has a lot of uses. It is basically applied in cell biology, to visualise its contents, and other biological applications.

Thanks to the load shedding I could only watch the fifteen minutes of the press conference. The announcer actually had a culture of E. coli in which the GFP gene was incorporated. When he waved the culture over a UV source it glowed green. Then they showed how HIVs could be visualised inside the lymphocytes using GFP. 

Im excited for the Nobel Prize for literature due to be announced tomorrow :)

Independance day?

I would have woken up on 14th August with refreshed patriotic feelings. I would have watched the independence celebrations on TV, listened to the national songs, watched the people make promises for their country again. I would have answered all the independence greetings messeges on my cell.

But I woke up on 14th August with new dreadful feelings. I watched people crying, listened to laments. I answered the condolence messeges on my cell.

On the eve of 14th August, at midnight a suicide bomber blew himself up at a police station in Iqbal Town Lahore, killing 8 people and injuring so many others. Among those critical was my dear beloved uncle. He suffered extensive brain injuries; a fractured skull, massive subarachnoid and intraventricular bleeding. It damaged his brain stem and for three days he breathed through a ventilator, his heart beat through epinephrine and dopamine. He finally succumbed on the fourth day.

I have seen the faces of dead suicide bombers in newspapers before, with a prize money for those who provide the police with some clue about the bomber's identity. But this particular one was different. I looked at him for a long time.
People read it in the newspaper next morning and went on with their lives. While some felt sorry and some treated the news like a junk email others were just ignorant about it. When I told one of my friends about the blast, he said, 'Oh God....theres been a blast in town?' Well...how can you expect everyone to know; everyones' beloveds werent hurt in the blast.

Life is so unpredictable. Dreams are shattered in an instant. Plans are destroyed, wives get widow, children get orphan in a second, specially when one decides to blow oneself up in a crowd and kill some policemen, a woman who used to sweep the floors, a man who used to sell balloons on the road, a twenty year old guy who had come to return the cell of his friend (he was married and had a daughter by the way) and two friends who had come to the police station to pay the bail of a person and get him out, one of whom was my uncle.

The day he passed away wasnt less than a doomsday; must have been for the family of all those who died so unexpectedly. One cannot even start imagining what must have went through the mother who raised her son and lived with him for fifty two years....fifty two years...it takes two seconds to say and 1.6 billion seconds to pass. The daughters, the sons, brothers, sisters, cousins, uncles, aunts, nephews, neices, friends, neighbours...yes all cried...invariably. Its not that I havent seen so many people crying on deaths, its just that this time there was no one to condole anyone. Everyone had their loss and everyone felt it...deeply.

Yes, we got a separate country sixty one years back. Yes, we are an independant nation. Atleast we can kill any one we want, any time we want, how much we want.

Guitar and Smelly cat

I dont know if it is just me or happens with everyone else. I JUST WANT TO DO, KNOW AND SEE EVERYTHING. I cant miss a festival, I cant miss a play, I cant miss a hit movie, I want to see the whole world, I want to know more and more. From a bit of sketching to a bit of singing to a bit of harmonium, Ive now laid my hands on a guitar and its really going well (yeah Ive been thinking about learning sitar. And violin. And tabla. O God Iv always liked flute.) Ive been doing some chords lately and Ive come to know that playing guitar comes for a price; the fingers hurt, really bad in the begining. The skin becomes dead by continuous playing and peels off. I can never forget the first chords I played: E major, A major and D major. They are used in a song called 'Smelly cat'. I loved the song the first time I listened it. It was sung by Phoebe in Friends. Il write down the lyrics now and post the video.


Smelly Cat, Smelly cat
what are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, smelly cat
it's not your fault.

They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.

Smelly cat, smelly cat
what are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly
cat it's not your fault.

Energy Crisis

The creation of Pakistan does not seem to be as big a miracle as its survival and persistance for the past 60 years. With ever increasing predicaments, from wars to dissection into two pieces, from military coups to assassinations of democratic leaders, from mishandling of the juidiciary to the suicide bombings, the world is talking of the splitting of Pakistan yet again. Energy crisis is just one big problems the nation is facing today caused by a wide gap between the energy demand and supply. Adding to the flour crisis, there has been a threat to many other industries getting shut down.
The biggest contributor to the energy production all over the world is coal (average upto 40 per cent). China produces 75 to 80 per cent of its energy from coal while India produces 55 per cent, US 50 per cent, Germany 48 per cent, Australia 45 and UK 35 per cent.
According to Geological Survey Of Pakistan (GSP) the total coal reserves in Pakistan are estimated to be around 185 billion tonnes out of which 175bn tonnes are in Thar desert. These reserves according to the survey are enough to meet the energy demands for hundreds of years. Very surprisingly Pakistan produces only 0.7 per cent of its total energy from coal. Not only that, the cost of energy production from coal is far less than that of gas. Rs 2.4/kWh from gas as compared to Rs 1.3/kWh from coal. This apparently little difference could save billions of rupees.
I hope our policy makers besides saving their seats realise that this whole crisis is self created and we have a big stock of energy lying in our own backyard.

Dying

Dying must be easier than living without you.

Right and wrong

"Give me a sacred verse, and I can prove both divine will and biological evolution wrong and right. Or give me one of our founder's speeches, and I can prove he was a believer and a kafir."

Uzma Aslam Khan, The Geometry of God

Now some people have really got that ability. Through twists and turns and verbal artistry they can make you believe what THEY want. On the other hand some things are really ambiguous and can be interpreted in both ways lets say the religious scripture. The way we are brought up, we are made to see things from one angle only. Like 'This is right and you have to follow this.' While spending a little time thinking, a number of meanings can be made out. What meaning a person deduces depends on his thinking boundaries and his own benefits. A teacher of mine used to say 'Quran is like a tree; a fruit-seller will look at it for its fruit, a carpenter values its timber, a gardener is concerced with its aesthetic aspect and a scientist will consider its biological processes.' While the same tree can be a hurdle in someones way, lets say for constructing something or to get some sunlight.
Experiencing the extempore style of debates, I found that an equal number of logics and arguments can be brought up in favour of and against the motion. And that really opens your mind up and compels you to think from other points of view. Half of the times you have to prove a point in which you, yourself do not believe and that is when you realise, 'O, I never thought of it like that before.' Now that makes me think that is there no such thing as ABSOLUTE TRUTH? Can nothing be said with absolute certainty? And in the first place does absolute truth really exists?

Alienation

B: "Just tell me one thing, dad, you used to be interested in running and sports etc, so where has this 'Tabla' come from? Ok you tell me, is there anyone like this among the cousins?"

I: "Ask Allah" (Are you by anyway challenging Him?)

Blue Brain

Blue Brain is a project that began in May 2005 in Switzerland. The aim of this project is to simulate the human brain down to the molecular level. By the end of 2006, the team has successfully simulated a rat neocortical column (column: functional unit of brain, 2 x 0.5 mm). A column in rat contains 10,000 neurons. To construct this biologically accurate, functional model of the brain they have used IBM's Blue Gene Supercomputer, considered the most powerful computer in the world. Would this model be able to work like an individual human brain? In their own words: "The Blue Brain project is the first comprehensive attempt to reverse-engineer the mammalian brain, in order to understand brain function and dysfunction through detailed simulations. It is an attempt to reverse engineer the brain, to explore how it functions and to serve as a tool for neuroscientists and medical researchers. It is not an attempt to create a brain. It is not an artificial intelligence project. Although we may one day acheive insights into the basic nature of intelligence and consciousness using this tool, the Blue Brain Project is focused on creating a physiological simulation for biomedical applications."

Feast of Love

Another heart relenting movie. A stimulator of lacrimal glands (and at places sweat glands). Not solving ofcourse but adding more to the intricacies of love. Love will remain a mystery for ever. Following dialogues are worth noting:

* There is a story about the Greek Gods; they were bored so they invented human beings, but they were still bored so they invented love, then they weren't bored any longer. So they decided to try love for themselves. And finally, they invented laughter, so they could stand it.

* Sometimes you don't know you've crossed a line until you're already on the other side. (Does that not occur for the first time only? The second time you know that you are crossing the line.)

* Harry: "Its been lonely for you I know and Im sorry. Theres just the two of us now. One day therell only be one of us. Its an unbearable prospect."
Esther: "Thats why we have to love each other as hard as we can now, while we still have the chance."

* (On the tragic demise of Oscar while his wife, Chloe is pregnant)
Harry: "It was awful wasnt it? Too sad. Unspeakable. God is either dead or he despises us."
Bradley: "You dont really believe that."
Harry: "May be. I just saw a young couple making love. I watched for longer than I should have. I was envious. And then I felt sorry for them. There's so much they don't know. Heartbreak they can't even imagine"
Bradley (sighs) : "Well even if they knew, it would'nt change anything."
Harry: "How so?"
Bradely: "Well, Chloe knew what was gonna happen to Oscar. She went to some psychic lady who predicted the whole thing."
Harry: "She believed her?"
Bradely: "Yes Harry. She did. And she didn't run away. She didn't crawl into a hole. She found them a house and she married him. God doesn't hate us, Harry. If he did, he wouldn't have made our hearts so brave."

* The unexpected is always upon us. And of all the gifts arrayed before me, this one thought at this moment in my life is the most precious. And so, we begin again.

The history of Arain

The only period in life when a person's caste assumes importance is when his parents set out to find a perfect daughter-in-law. A Rajput likes to marry a Rajput, a Butt would want a Butt and a Gujjar would have a Gujjar as life partner [of course we are talking about arranged marriages only. Love is blind; they cant even see that they belong to different castes. lolz]

Years back I asked my grandpa (may he rest in peace and may Allah shower all His blessings upon him) who are we and where we come from. He gave me a book by Ali Asghar Chaudhry entitled Tareekh-e-Araiyan published by Ilmi Kitab Khana, Urdu Bazaar. Its a 7"x10", 627 paged massive book. I never read it completely but it was through it that I came to know my history :) After describing the histroy, this book enlists in detail the Arain families from all over Pakistan and in the end from India. Among the families of Lahore the book names my great great grand uncle and my great great grand father which my grandpa had marked with a pen. (Thank you grandpa, I wish you were here and I could get more from you). I describe it briefly below.

In the Ummayad Dynasty (660-750 AD) there was a city, Areeha which lied on the road from Damascus to Jerusalem (now in modern Israel, close to the Dead Sea). For the protection of Damascus this city had geographical importance. Keeping in mind its importance, such people were given lands in Areeha who belonged to the superior families of Banu Ummayad or who were loyal to the Ummayads. These people were natural fighters, physically the fittest. Their ancestors were adept in wars. Not only they were skilled warriors but they were also good at agriculture. They cultivated the land of Areeha and it flourished. (Areeha is also called Jerico or Yareeho. Areeha is from Areeh which means aroma, Areeha means garden)

When Hajjaj Bin Yousaf decided to send his men to conquer Sindh, six thousand best soldiers were selected from Areeha along with smaller number of soldiers from other parts of Syria. They entered South Asia under the leadership of Muhammad Bin Qasim, defeated Raja Dahir, conquered many parts and introduced Islam in the region. After the death of Hajjaj Bin Yousaf and Caliph Abdul Malik, Caliph Suleman came to power. He had some family conflicts with Hajjaj Bin Yousaf. The new governor took revenge against all who were close to Hajjaj. Suleman owed political support to opponents of Hajjaj and so recalled Hajjaj's successful general Qasim while his men were forced to stay back.

Those who stayed never went back to the present day. Accoding to their origin they were Areehai which later took the form of Arain. After Qasim's return they chose a new leader, continued their attacks on other regions, established their governments in Sindh and Multan regions. Their families started growing in the region. Later a large part of the armies of Mehmood of Ghazni, Muhammad Ghori, Sher Shah Suri and the Mughal Emperors comprised of Arain people.

There are however other theories of the origin of Arain which the book refutes by giving proof. It may not have any significance today but for the sheer knowledge of it, there are four main rankings (not sub-castes) which refer to the wealth held by the Arain namely Mian, Malik, Chaudary, and Mehar. The rankings among Arain are not birthrights (such as those among other castes) and one can freely ascend/descend according to changes in personal wealth. Many gotras or sub-clans of the Arains bear names that indicate soldiering as an occupation. For example: Ramay (archers), Rattay (bloody, red, ferocious fighters), Ramday (red -eyed soldiers), Jatalay (victors), Qutub Shahi: (soldiers or their offspring who accompanied Qutubuddin Aibak), Bahalwan (driver of a chariot) and Bhutto (dwellers of high places).

A study by the Pakistan Journal of Medical Sciences on blood types of the major ethnicities in the Punjab showed that O is the most common blood group (among all ethnicities), except among the Arain where B is most common.

Proud to be an Arain :-D